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Donald and Hillary Walk Into a Bar

2-7-2016 < The Common Sense Show 36 898 words
 

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DONALD TRUMP and HILLARY CLINTON are in a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
“The media are really tearing you apart for ‘That Scandal’.”


Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes

counted?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified

material to hide my activities?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails

and everything else?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax

evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign

countries?

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our

own country without the benefit of the law?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Giving 123-Technologies $300 Million, and then

it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and

hiring them in the White House?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Whitewater, Travelgate, the suspicious

real estate deals, Vince Foster’s sudden suicide?”

Trump: “No the other one:”


Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Trump: “No the other one:”


Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”

Trump: “No the other one:”


Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our Muslim friends?”

Trump: “No the other one:”


Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”

Trump: “No the other one:”


Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke Deal? “

Trump: “No the other one:”


Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? “

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius

shaking down health insurance executives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500

MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months later they

declared bankruptcy and then were bought by the

Chinese ?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector

General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”


Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the

White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?”

Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”.


 




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