‘Do you remember when the Blair creature was still worshipped and glorified? When he smiled his way through elections we all now know he should have lost?

I do. It was very lonely. Now that he has become a swearword, and everyone despises him, I am often tempted to remind these people how they used to fawn on him.

But why waste time on him? His life is now one of deepening sadness as he sits among his huge and useless riches and yet is despised by those whose approval he yearns for.’

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