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Tyrion Walks Into a Brothel with a Honeycomb and a Jackass - Game of Thrones Joke Revealed
Now that Game of Thrones is over, we still don't know Tyrion's 'honeycomb and jackass' joke.
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my [penis] hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
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Or do we?
I've tried to find it online years ago, when Tyrion first left the joke unfinished, but I didn't find a satisfactory version. But now that he tried telling it again before having the punchline stolen away from us (just like the whole season 8, I might add), I've searched for the joke yet again - and this time I was successful.
So, here it is:
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my [penis] hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
Source: Reddit.com/user/Retro21
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