by Dean Garrison, DC Clothesline:

Kellogg’s is about to roll out cereal for the gay community.

They have made it through the test marketing phase and will now be rolling out a special cereal collection for the LGBTQ community.

Shockingly, the slogan idea of Froot Loops for Fruit Loops was not picked and the collection is being labeled as “All Together Cereal.”

Here is a YouTube video with a gay man that was able to get the cereal during test marketing.

Did you notice how the guy in the video put his picture on the box image between the Rice Krispies guys?

Kinky.

Am I even seriously having to write about a multi-billion dollar company bowing to the LGBTQ community or am I dreaming?

I don’t know but those Frosted Porn Flakes look almost as yummy as the kind heterosexuals eat.

Almost.

This is a serious story that I can’t quite get serious about, so let me turn it over to my sources.

Pink News reports…

The company’s special edition All Together Cereal is enough to make you snap, crackle and pop with Pride, bringing together many of the brand’s most popular cereals.

The company announced a $50,000 donation to LGBT+ advocacy charity GLAAD as it launched the cereal for Spirit Day on October 17.

The $19.99 special edition box, available while supplies last, contain six mini cereal boxes packaged inside one larger exclusive All Together box “to celebrate the belief that we all belong together”.

The company explained: “The box brings together six of the famous Kellogg mascots and cereals inside the same carton as a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.”

The box includes Corn Flakes, Frosties, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Raisin Bran and Frosted Mini-Wheats.

More at Pink News…

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I dare you to click that link above. It should open in a new window if you are using a compatible browser (I use Chrome).

Scroll and drag to highlight some text on that page and see what happens.

It should highlight/glow in the colors of the rainbow. I noticed that a few months ago when I previously cited them. Each paragraph will highlight in a different color.

Neat trick.

Back to business.

Newsbusters reported on this Friday:

Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, “This cereal isn’t gay enough?” Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution!

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