from ZeroHedge:

President Trump has been acquitted by the Senate on both articles of impeachment, ensuring that he will not be removed from office after he was impeached by House Democrats.

Trump was acquitted on the charge of abuse of power by a vote of 52-48. On the second article of impeachment for obstruction of Congress, Trump was acquitted by a margin of 53-47.

We can’t wait to see if the House rolls out a third article, after House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler said “I think it’s likely” that former National Security Adviser John Bolton will be subpoenaed for testimony in the Ukraine saga.

In short:

“Siri, who is STILL the President of the United States of America?”

WAIT FOR IT….