by Mike Adams, Natural News:

Let the Hunger Games begin! We’ve finally found a new economic opportunity for downtown Seattle. The solution to the CHAZ / CHOP “autonomous zone” created by soy boy left-wing commies-in-training who think they know how to run society is simpler than you think. We don’t need to send in the troops, and we don’t need to use any sort of police force. First, we invite anyone who wants to leave the zone to exit peacefully, then we build a wall around CHAZ and cut off the water and power grid while enforcing a blockade to halt any deliveries to the zone.

Next we set up Hunger Games cameras all around the zone in a kind of “Truman Show” reality TV event, then we sell pay-per-view access to the rest of the world. Voila! Seattle suddenly has a thriving economy, which means insane libtard left-wing terrorists actually can contribute something to the economy after all.

With the real-time video streams rolling, we let the commies stew in their own filth for a few days, absent any assistance from the rest of the world that they have rejected. After cholera and coronavirus spread through the “resistance” fighters there, we cut the power grid.

Everybody who watched Die Hard knows that the FBI playbook involves cutting the power and phone services to any building that has been seized by terrorists. Why not apply the same strategies to the CHAZ / CHOP zone in Seattle? It’s not even difficult to achieve. The power grid can be cut from outside the zone, depriving the CHAZ terrorists of electricity, since any “autonomous” nation should have its own power grid, right?

You also cut the water pressure, just to make it really interesting. You want autonomy? Try autonomy without plumbing, dipsh#ts.

Once you cut off the water pressure, the toilets stop flushing. So the Black Lives Matter terrorists end up sh#tting in the streets, which would make Ilhan Omar feel so much at home that she’d probably want to move there and become the first ambassador from CHAZ.

Perhaps they can all sh#t in the hilarious communal garden and call it “biosolids” for agriculture. (Seattle as a whole pursues that exact practice on a larger scale, by the way, see Biosludged.com.) As you can see from the photo below, the CHAZ agriculture geniuses are having serious trouble putting together a realistic plan to grow their own food.

You gotta love how plants are just thrown at dirt piles which are scattered on top of sheets of cardboard. As it turns out, left-wing libtards who have never produced anything in their entire lives have collided with a reality check in which they are discovering that if you want to eat food, somebody has to actually grow it. And that takes knowledge, time and effort, not the usual delusions and crybully tactics used by the radical Left:

I can’t wait to see CHAZ hospitals up and running. There will be a sign out front that reads, “COLORED PEOPLE ONLY” along with a subtext of, “Because tolerance, inclusion and diversity.” Inside the hospitals, it will basically be the scene from Idiocracy with pothead doctors telling patients — and I quote from the film itself — “Don’t worry scro. Now they’re plenty of tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was tarded, she’s a pilot now.” Source: https://youtu.be/UJtCDSnIzGQ

Before long, most of the CHAZ economy will consist of abortion centers where people of color can gleefully murder their offspring, while the reclaimed baby tissue will be composted into the community garden… because “empowerment” and “women’s rights” and all that. Oprah will make an appearance and mention “love” and “community” and other bullsh#t words which will all be strung together to form the title of her next book: “Tolerance, Love and Community in a Time of Oneness: The Unjust American Society from the Point of View of a Billionaire Black Woman Who Has More Money than Almost All White People Combined” or whatever.

Before long, the people of CHAZ will be eating genetically modified soybeans grown in human baby abortion compost while celebrating their newfound “utopia” of peace, love and equality, where all humans are treated equally except for white adults and black babies. And cops, of course. And Christians, come to think of it.

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